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WWW.TOPPER.US

We're glad you're here!

Please go to www.letshavefun.us for performance information
about Topper or Carl Jones.

Please go to www.kidsclownchurch.com for information
about KidsClownChurch.com

Please click here for some of my favorite pictures
from shows over the years!

Please click here to email Carl
carl@carlejones.com

 

This is the button to buy my BOOK ON CD "What I Learned From Making Over 100,000 FUN Balloon Creations!" during the special SALE!!

Once this button goes away, the price goes up!

This price gets you the download of my BOOK ON CD via a downloaded PDF file AND the audio files of the book which I will send you on a CD via US mail in the next few days.

$9.99

 

Yes!
Topper Teaches!
 

Basic balloon twisting

and/or

The BUSINESS end of
Show BUSINESS!

and/or

Beginner Level MAGIC!

Private or Group Lessons

Phone Consultations

VERY AFFORDABLE RATES

Click HERE to email Topper for info!

 

 

 

Topper's NEW BOOK


FUN & EASY MAGIC
Is Here!
Basic to Intermediate
FUN MAGIC & GAGS


For All Ages!


 

 

Only $19.99 plus $2 S&H


This is ONLY available via PDF File on a CD
The file is to big to email.


This price is ONLY available for US addresses.
If you live outside the Continental USA, please email me at carl@carlejones.com for info

 

This is a FUN book for ALL ages!
With over 100 color or black/white pictures and/or illustrations
it will be your FAVORITE BOOK ON MAGIC!

It includes EASY TO LEARN AND EASY TO DO TRICKS WITH;
Cards
Coins
Ropes
Paper Money
Rubber bands
Pencils
Crayons
 

PLUS

Prediction Tricks
Stage Illusions
Optical Illusions
Juggling
Hand Shadows

AND

FUNNY GAGS
Study Helps
Resource Material

 

 

 

 

Everything is CLEARLY TAUGHT!


Everything is EASILY LEARNED!


Everything is READY TO GO!

 

Order today via the button above!
Read what people have said about Topper's first book, (see below)
This is THE BOOK to get if you want to add magic & fun to your

LIFE

SHOW

JOB

!!!!

 

 

 

Here are a few comments from people who have
Topper's Balloon Twisting book!

The book is excellent! Even this ole' "guy" picked up a few new pointers!!!

 
I'm excited about the several great ideas it has given me for my twisting and my gigs. I'll highly recommend your book to everyone I can who twists, clowns, or entertains children in any manner. You're sooo correct - the payment from a child of a kiss, hug, or just seeing the smile light up from something you create for them is one of the best paydays I receive. Great job!! A big ol' bump of the red nose to you!

Received and loving it.

I am not a twister and don’t plan to be (although I’m intrigued). I bought the book for the real world insight and was very pleased with what I received. As a magician, it gave me a lot to consider in presentations to children and their parents.

I enjoyed reading your book, very much.

I really did enjoy it and I will be using the entertainment suggestions and advice.

The section on set-ups, bags, signs and lights was great. As a new twister I needed that advice very much.

It's great! Thanks.

The book looks great. I agree with this format. Better access, better on the pocketbook and easy to use.

 

My Book via PDF is ready!

Delivered via download file only.


“What I Learned From
Making Over 100,000 FUN Balloon Creations”
 

$19.99  + $2.00 Handling

Right now, the price also includes over SIX HOURS of audio CD's that have everything in the book on them PLUS a LOT MORE!!!

This is a LIMITED TIME OFFER and can be
withdrawn without notice at any time.

To get the FREE AUDIO CD's, available to you through a download link on the web after purchase, you must order and use the Paypal button above.

You can, for an additional $10, order a CD of the audio files and the latest version of the book. For the additional $10 I will mail the cd to you in WMA & MP3 format. The link for that option is at the VERY BOTTOM of this page. Scroll WAY WAY WAY down....

 “What I Learned From Making Over 100,000 FUN Balloon Creations”

is now available. It was a classic example of a labor of love! How could it be anything else when the process of creating those 100,000+ creations was so much fun!!! WOW!!!

What you’re going to find in the 150+ electronic pages is EVERYTHING I learned during the process of making those balloon creations! And I mean EVERYTHING! I held nothing back. There is no “book two” in the works. What I learned, I have already included in this book! It’s the sum total of my experience.

The ridiculously low price of $19.99, + $2.00 S&H is a mere fraction of what you’ll save and make by owning this book. The things we paid a dear price to learn about, the hard way, are clearly marked so you can sidestep the landmines! The things in the book that it took us months to learn, you’ll know from day #1! I guarantee you that you’ll make FAR more money with this book than without it!

 

Some of the things you’ll find in the book are:

Dozens of detailed color pictures!

Verification from our manager that we did exactly what I said we did!

What I will NOT leave home without!!

What MANY parents have told me about our competition!

What you do NOT want the parents to tell me about you!

What to do with kids that are standing in front of you!

What to do with kids in line!

What to say!!! (My Lecture called “The Phine Art of Silly Chit Chat!”)

List of suggested books for some PHUN & SILLY ideas!

10 things that you MUST NOT FORGET about twisting!!!

What I learned at “The Ultimate Clown School” that you MUST DO!

The balloons on my list!

Advice to Newbie’s!

What kids REALLY want!

What you can NOT afford to do if you want to make money!

My 3 favorite words!

How to turn a 6 cent balloon into a $20 creation in 3 minutes! Seriously!

What you should ALWAYS ask the kids!

What you should ALWAYS say to the parents!

What to say and do when you’re asked for a creation you can’t make!

The secrets of using a menu board effectively!

Everything I know and believe about pricing!

What is NONE of my business!

The answer to “What I charge.”

What you MUST get from gigs, or you shouldn’t waste your time!

What balloons should you do and why!

The two balloons I did that surprised me the most in sales!!

How to get kids to advertise for you!

Bags to carry your stuff in!

Boxes to work out of!

Bags that you should NEVER leave home without!

What kind of on-site advertising works!

Why I kept about 9,000+ balloons at my fingertips!

The best lighting to use to get attention!

Why and where buttons come into play and where to get them!

A starter list of balloons to get!

A starter list of balloons to make!

FREE training!

The best place to get your balloons!

What one idea saved me a TON of time, and it costs less than a buck!

My FAVORITE gags!!! And these ARE my best ones!!!

Who to thank for getting me started twisting!
    (i.e. who to take lessons from!)

Where to get FREE information on incredible balloons!

The answer to the question, “Why do I do this stuff!!??”

Advice from the most ancient of days on twisting!

What to get to get started and what NOT to get!

How to get started for about $30!

How to make between a  2,000% and 8,200% return on your investment!

Some preaching! (Not what you might think.)

Why it’s better to GIVE than to RECEIVE!

The biggest secret I know about giving away balloons!

How and where and why to get a custom apron!

Why I will NEVER line up all the nozzles on one end!

The ONLY kind of marker to use on a balloon!

How to mark you territory!

The easiest and cheapest way to take credit cards and what NOT to do!

A few magic tricks that will REALLY INCREASE your take home pay!

What to say to the most common questions you’ll get when twisting!

Which brand of balloons to buy!

The balloon I will NOT make! Period.

CRITICAL info about your business card!!

My required criteria for a balloon twisting gig!

How to get the info on your customers to build a FREE mailing list!

The best place to get the best lights!

The best sound system, if you need one and where to get it!

 

Here's some information about
Topper's Toys!

 

Topper has a few things he uses that he REALLY likes! And while Topper doesn't sell them himself, he is good friends with Ms. Jeannie who makes them for him! Many people have asked about these items so Topper decided to put this information here so that you can enjoy them too!
ALL of these items are ordered directly from Ms. Jeannie. ALL of these items must be paid for in advance by using Paypal. ALL of the funds sent by Paypal go directly to Ms. Jeannie. In other words, you are buying from and dealing directly with Ms. Jeannie when you place an order on this site. Topper has no need to know the details of your business dealings with Ms. Jeannie
These items are the exact items which Topper uses. They are built to the specifications which Topper gives Ms. Jeannie. However, YOU may want different sizes, colors, etc. That is A-OK with Ms. Jeannie! Just tell her the size, color, etc.. that you want and she'll make it the way YOU want it!
Topper wants you to know that he considers ALL of these items indispensable to his clowning. All of them get regular comments and compliments from people who see them. They are professional, made to last, LOOK GREAT and most importantly of all, THEY WORK!

At this time, Topper has commissioned Ms. Jeannie to make three different items for him.


1. Balloon bags for the Filbert Balloon Pump. (Simply put, the BEST pump on earth for balloons!)

2. A Balloon apron for BIG BOY's that hold a LOT of balloons that does NOT require lining up the nozzles in one direction. (How boring is that!!!)

 

If you have ANY questions,
please direct them to Ms. Jeannie at
faceartbyjeannie@yahoo.com

To pay for your order,
PAYPAL the total due to Ms. Jeannie at
jzabel2000@yahoo.com

Ms. Jeannie is a close, trusted, personal friend of Topper and Twinkle.
We are POSITIVE you'll like anything you get from her!

 

Bags for the Filbert Balloon Pump Balloon Apron  
Click on pictures to enlarge them.
The bags shown below are the result of a LOT of trial and error. These bags are professional, made to last, made to WORK, and look great!! Each bag has two BIG pockets. You can put 150-250 balloons in EACH of the pockets! With 7 of these attached (by heavy duty velcro loops) to your Filbert, you have enough balloons to supply Patton's Fifth Army! Topper is a BIG guy. He likes to carry a LOT of balloons too. Plus, he absolutely abhors wasting time by lining up balloons all in the same direction to go in small strappy holders. No kid cares about that in the first place! So this balloon apron eliminates all that wasted time and lets you dump between 100-250 balloons into EACH of the pockets!

This is what they look like attached
to the Filbert.

Very colorful and attention getting!

When you carry the Filbert, they naturally stay vertical and nothing falls out of them!

 

There are 18 pockets on this apron!

The trim style can be straight across, or in a "V" shape as shown above
on the right side of the apron.

The 3 pockets on each side are BIG!!! Each of them are about 9 inches wide by about 8 inches tall.

The other pockets are about 7 inches wide by 7 inches tall. Topper can get a LOT of balloons in each pocket!

Topper's apron is 45" wide. You can have your apron any size you want it. The size you select will determine the number and size of your pockets.

This is an example of an individual bag. Ms. Jeannie can make almost any color combination you want! Topper has different colors so he can quickly find the balloon he needs.

Each bag, with two pockets, is about 20 inches tall. Each pocket is about 9 inches wide and 10 inches deep.

This is the back of the apron. The red pockets are BIG pockets which are great
for storing tips, cash, cell phone, etc.

Each of the back pockets is about 11" x 14".

By using different colors for the top pockets, it's easy to locate a particular balloon in a split-second!

The apron has a 2 inch wide webbed strap sewn into it at the top. It's adjustable for ALL sizes of twisters!

Topper guarantees you that it's DURABLE too!!! Ms. Jeannie had to make it TOUGH to stand up to Topper's 5-6 hour gigs
without rolling over or coming loose.

 

This is the back of the bag. You can see the long, sturdy, velcro strap at the top. It will hold all you can put in it too!

The velcro strap is about 5 inches long. It will hold a BIG load! It's sewn onto the bag so it will LAST a lifetime!

The cost for an apron just like Topper's (as shown above) is $150 which includes shipping to anywhere in the continental USA.

If you have specific colors you want used, or a specific size you need, please email Ms. Jeannie at the address shown above for a specific price quote.

To order an apron just like Topper's apron, please paypal Ms. Jeannie $150 to the address shown above. Include your shipping address, your email address and your telephone number.

Each bag costs $18, which includes shipping to anywhere in the continental USA.

If you have specific colors you want used, or a specific size you need, please email Ms. Jeannie at the address shown above for a specific price quote.

To order bags as shown, please paypal Ms. Jeannie $18 PER BAG to the address shown above. Include your shipping address, your email address and your telephone number.